Woman Marries Dog In Romantic Ceremony, After Marriage To Human Failed.

A British woman finally found the partner of her
dreams – her pet DOG. While she can be sure they won't leave the toilet
seat up or put foam round the sink… there is the
chance she might get fleas.

Amanda Rodgers married her dog Sheba in a
romantic ceremony in Croatia.
The unusual service in Split was attended by 200
people and nobody barked their objection.

The 46-year-old divorcee wore black stockings and
suspenders for the ceremony while Sheba wore a
more traditional white bridal frock.

The Metro reports that she said: "Sheba had been in
my life for years, making me laugh and comforting
me when I was feeling low. I couldn't think of
anything more I'd need from a life partner."

She married a (human) man 20 years ago but the
marriage was short lived. While Mrs Rogers is presumably keeping her maiden
name she does have the Twitter name
@shebarodgers.

Amanda organises a gothic music night in Brixton
called Stranger than Paradise which she claims is "a
twisted exotic romp of Balkan beats, gypsy laments
and cossack high kicks."