Sunday, 12 January 2014

Scottish Man Tries and Fails to Have Sex with a Train Drinks Cart

Sexual attraction to innate objects is nothing new, however a train drinks cart is a new one for us. A Scottish gentleman has been sentenced to 100 hours of community service by Perth Sheriff Court in Scotland after he attempted to have sex with a train drinks cart. It must be noted at the time he was drunk and high, but still it’s a pretty weird sexual fantasy and we aren’t sure if we wold fancy anything off the cart after (despite stuff being packaged up).
Originally the Scot; Andrew Davidson flirted with female passengers on the train rather aggressively, only unsurprisingly to have his advances spurned. With one woman who he tried to hold and kiss, broke free and went running off down the train to escape the mad man. So instead he turned to an unattended drinks trolley. He began rubbing himself against the trolley and whispering to it; “I want to kiss you, I want to f*** you”, basically dry humping it much to the alarm of passengers on board the train.

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